- Peter Dunlop: Am I wrong, or are you two fighting over me?
- Megan Hunt: [to Kate Murphy] You can have him... Be sure to ask about his one-night stand.
- Peter Dunlop: Okay, so I've been to all six sperm banks in the metropolitan area and...
- Bud Morris: Hold on a second. Six?
- Peter Dunlop: That's right.
- Bud Morris: Does he look a little drained to you?
- Samantha Baker: You know, Pete you do look kind of pale.
- Kate Murphy: Yeah, I hope you don't have a date tonight 'cause that...
- Peter Dunlop: Okay, if you're all done.
- Megan Hunt: Martin Loeb is not the father of Julie's baby.
- Kate Murphy: Yeah, we know that.
- Megan Hunt: Oh...
- Bud Morris: You got all that off a speck of paint?
- Megan Hunt: And Ethan told me that Peter was hitting up the sperm banks, so from that, I deduced what was going on. How you doing? Depleted?
- Peter Dunlop: Oh, that's funny.
- Megan Hunt: So... am I back on the case?
- Kate Murphy: Were you ever off it?
- Megan Hunt: Hmm, not really.
- Curtis Brumfield: Well, thank you for coming, Francine.
- Francine: I really want this job.
- Curtis Brumfield: I appreciate your enthusiasm.
- Francine: No, you don't understand. I really... want this job. I need... this job.
- [whispers]
- Francine: I love dead people.
- Curtis Brumfield: Ethan. I'm done interviewing these people.
- Ethan Gross: Well, maybe your just interviewing them wrong.
- Curtis Brumfield: Mnh-mnh! There's only one way to answer 'Do you have a history of traffic accidents?' and no, it is not 'Do I get to play with dead bodies?'!
- Bud Morris: [after Megan suggests Martin killed his wife] You've already lost one career. You trying to make it two?
- Peter Dunlop: What do you think you're gonna find?
- Megan Hunt: I don't know. That's why I need your help.
- Peter Dunlop: Oh, it's nice to hear you need my help.
- Megan Hunt: Did I say that?
- Megan Hunt: How's the Julie Loeb case going?
- Peter Dunlop: Oh, I am Switzerland. I am neutral.
- Megan Hunt: Okay. Just out of curiosity, which one of us is Germany?
- Kate Murphy: [to Megan Hunt] Now, since apparently taking you off the case isn't enough to actually get you off a case, I am assigning you another one.
- Ethan Gross: What does an investigator do, actually?
- Megan Hunt: Basically, secures the crime scene, photographs the body, interviews witnesses, and... whatever I tell 'em to do.
- Ethan Gross: But I already do whatever you tell me to do.
- Megan Hunt: Keep up the good work.
- Bud Morris: We apologize for the inconvenience...
- Alexandra Loeb: Spare me the apology, detective. You suck at it.