Dead Drunk (2007)

Arturo Portillo: Jose

Quotes 

• Jose : [Unaware that Charlie is eavesdropping]  Hey, you know why Angie's always in a bad mood?

  Lori : Why?

  Jose : It's 'cause she's got a big ol' fat poossy, and Sharlie, he gots a little dick.

  Charlie : [Pops out from behind wall, angry]  Fuckin' dumbass!

  Jose : Oh, sorry man, I didn't know you was there!