- Rikishi: You're damn right I did it. And I liked it. And this is how I did it: turn the key, put the car in drive, press the gas, and run the man down. And that's how I got my big break. It's not the same kind of break Austin got by running over the hood of The Rock's rent-a-car. You see, The Rock was just an excuse. Hell, I don't even give a damn about The Rock! And The Rock can never be a part of Rikishi's family, because... because this...
- [poining to Triple H]
- Rikishi: ...is my family.
- [the crowd begins chanting for The Rock]
- Rikishi: And The Rock is just another joke.
- Triple H: You see, you people are upset because you didn't see it coming. You never saw it coming. Who could have masterminded this? Rikishi, who could have come up with such an elaborate plan? Let me spell it out for you: H, H, H. Who gained the most in Austin's absence? I did. I held the World Wrestling Federation championship longer than anybody in Austin's absence. I married the boss' daughter in Austin's absence. I ran the World Wrestling Federation in Austin's absence. Hell, I *was* the damn World Wrestling Federation in Austin's absence. And you ask who could do such a thing. Hell, a child could have seen it coming. A child could have seen that it was me. But the World Wrestling Federation fans, you were all too stupid to see anything.
- [the crowd boos]
- Triple H: Stone Cold Steve Austin's fans were too stupid to see anything.
- [more boos]
- Triple H: Stone Cold Steve Austin himself was too stupid to see anything. So tonight, I've taken it upon myself to show you. Roll the footage.
- [on the OvalTron, a clip from "SmackDown!" three weeks prior is shown]
- Triple H: You see, Austin, every time you thought you figured out what was going on, a new swerve. That's me in that car, Austin, luring you away so that your little buddy J.R. could get what he had coming. You never saw it coming, Austin.
- [another clip from two weeks prior is shown]
- Triple H: From there, the big hero to make the save, and the wrench to the head. Austin, that's me on the other side of that door, and you never saw it coming.
- [a third clip from the previous week is shown]
- Triple H: Now, who could be on the phone with Stone Cold when a 300-pound crate drops from the ceiling? Yeah, I missed, but not by much. And who is it, Steve? Who's there? Let me tell you: it was me. And, Austin, you never saw it coming.
- [a fourth clip from "Raw" is shown]
- Triple H: And here comes the big hero, The Rock, your partner, and there goes The Rock, no longer your partner. And on the other side of that cart, me. And The Rock never saw it coming.
- [another clip from "Raw" is shown]
- Triple H: And, Austin, words of wisdom. I'm looking you dead in the eye, Austin, and I'm telling you DTA, don't trust anybody. And still you never saw it coming.
- [a final clip is shown]
- Triple H: And then, the hero. The white knight coming in to make the big save. And, sure, I get rid of one piece of crap, and then it's time to get rid of another.
- [in the clip, Hunter hits Austin in the head with a sledgehammer]
- Triple H: There's your save, Austin. There's your big save, a sledgehammer to the head. You know, you can get blood from a stone, and Austin, you never saw it coming. And, Austin, believe me, whenever you step in the ring with me, you never, ever will see it coming. Austin, game over.
- Commissioner Mick Foley: Triple H, last week you and I shared a high-five together, didn't we? Then three days ago on "Raw", we laughed together, didn't we? Despite the fact that you ended my career, Triple H, I was starting to like you. Hell, the WWF fans were starting to like you. So on "Raw", when you caved in Steve Austin's skull with a sledgehammer, you were also slapping me in the face! You were slapping all of the WWF fans in the face, as well, because you were right, we never saw it coming. Now, if you can fool Mick Foley, if you can fool Stone Cold, if you can fool The Rock, and if you can fool the WWF fans, then I guess congratulations are in order, because we never saw it coming. But you see, I ought to be congratulating the two of you on the matches I've just made for Survivor Series. Because you see, Rikishi, at Survivor Series, you will be taking on... The Rock!
- [the crowd cheers]
- Commissioner Mick Foley: So I guess you'd better start giving a damn about The Rock, because there will be hell to pay. And Triple H, you win the grand prize, because at Survivor Series, you will take on Stone Cold Steve Austin! And now, incidentally, the only reason that Stone Cold and The Rock are not here right now attempting to annihilate the two of you is because I had a little speech with the two of them this morning, and I told them about not only the matches that would take place at Survivor Series, but about a little tag-team match that will take place in that very ring tonight, right here in Dallas, Texas!
- [the crowd cheers]
- Commissioner Mick Foley: Because, Rikishi, you and Triple H will take on Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock! Have a nice day!
- Triple H: [Mick's music hits and he starts to leave] Foley! Foley! We will have a nice day, and when Austin and Rock get here and they get in this ring, Rikishi and I will make sure that Rock and Austin have a hell of a day.
- Triple H: [the crowd jeers at him] Where are your applause? Where are the cheers? Now... now you're gonna hate me? Now you're gonna boo me? Let me ask you people a question. I stand in this ring, do I make you sick?
- [the crowd shouts a resounding "yes"]
- Triple H: Well, good. Because the feeling is mutual. You see, over the past few weeks, every time you people have cheered me, I've wanted to puke. Every time you chanted my name, it made me sicker and sicker and sicker.
- [the crowd begins chanting for Steve Austin]
- Triple H: Yeah. Stone Cold. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Who ran down Stone Cold Steve Austin? Who could do such a thing? Who could be that sick? Who could mastermind such a plan? Who could get into a car and run the Rattlesnake over like a dog in the street? Let me tell you who could do that. Let me introduce you to the man that could get into a car and mow over another human being. Let me introduce you to the man that danced his way straight to the bank: Rikishi.