Peep Show (TV Series)

St Hospitals (2010)

Matt King: Super Hans

Quotes 

• Super Hans : Plumbing's just fucking Lego, innit? Water Lego.

• Super Hans : So, uh, how's it all going with Soph and the baby?

  Mark Corrigan : Oh, you know, for a while it's been pretty boring but I think we're getting to the utterly terrifying bit.

  Super Hans : Take my advice, stay away from the goal end, mate.

  Mark Corrigan : Yeah?

  Super Hans : Yeah. You don't wanna get thinking about that. It's like the... it's like the Channel Tunnel. Lovely, it's all about your holidays, but imagine you saw a fucking huge baby coming out of it. Never be the same again.

  Mark Corrigan : Right.

  Super Hans : One other tip, trip.

  Mark Corrigan : What?

  Super Hans : Trip your fucking nuts off, makes it amazing.

  Mark Corrigan : Isn't it pretty amazing anyway?

  Super Hans : Dunno. Yeah, maybe. But if you're tripping and you're having a baby, it's like "Fuuuck!" You know? You see a little guy come out of there, what's gonna happen next? Frogs out of her arsehole? Milk out of her ears? Anything's possible.