FETCH! with Ruff Ruffman (TV Series)

How to Break the Ice and Also Waddle on It (2009)

Jim Conroy: Ruff Ruffman

Quotes 

• Ruff Ruffman : [singing]  I got a box full of biscuits and Saturdays coming!

  [to the viewer] 

  Ruff Ruffman : Oh, Hi! I'm Ruff Ruffman! And I cannot wait for this weekend! It's a Charlton Chihuahua movie marathon on channel 51! I'm not moving from this chair until Monday!

  [Blossom holds up an ARGSHAABPO Calendar] 

  Ruff Ruffman : Oh, no! No the A-R-G-S-H-A-A-B-P-O meeting! Now my Weekend's ruined! What's ARGSHAABPO? The animal reality game show and aquatic bird performer organization, obviously. I have to go to the annual convention and I'm not looking forward to it! Last year was so awkward. I never knew how to talk to penguins...

  [a flash back shows Ruff in an elevator with a horde of penguins] 

  Ruff Ruffman : [flashback]  Nice weather we're having. Nice and warm. What's not to like about warm weather?

  [the penguins all stare at him] 

  Ruff Ruffman : Oh, right...

  Ruff Ruffman : [voice-over]  Always putting my foot in my mouth...

  [Another flashback shows Ruff and the penguins at a dining table. Ruff looks like he's ready to eat until he's given a herring on his plate] 

  Ruff Ruffman : [flashback]  Another herring, boy, They really go all out on the meals here... I mean, really, you probably think it's tasty.

  [a penguin swallows his herring whole, much to Ruff's disgust. The flashback ends] 

  Ruff Ruffman : It's Awful! I have a much easier time talking to Chet! Hey chet! How's it going!

  [Chet just goes into the Fetch 3000] 

  Ruff Ruffman : Okay, at least you like talking to me, right Blossom?

  [Blossom puts Ruff's suit on the ironing board and walks away] 

  Ruff Ruffman : Blossom?

• Ruff Ruffman : Boy, was this year's ARGSHAABPO convention a blast! Those Fetch challenges really helped me out!

  [shows a picture of Ruff and the penguins wearing sombreros and eating tacos] 

  Ruff Ruffman : Who knew a taco filled with krill could be so tasty?

  [Shows another picture of Ruff and the penguins sliding down a waterslide] 

  Ruff Ruffman : The pool was a little nippy.

  [the last picture shows Ruff and the penguins conga dancing] 

  Ruff Ruffman : But boy, can penguins do the conga! In fact, we had so much fun,

  [Ruff's doghouse is shown to be filled with penguins] 

  Ruff Ruffman : None of us want the fun to stop! Out of herring dip Again? You guys really go through this stuff. Hey, Steve! I told you before, the Ice stays IN the glasses, buddy, okay? Thanks.