- Peter Burke: When we first got married, I used to say, "I love you, honey." Then it became, "love you, honey," then "honey." Now all we need to say is, "hon."
- Neal Caffrey: Very efficient.
- Peter Burke: [about Keller] He's a little bit more Ratso Rizzo than Cary Grant.
- Neal Caffrey: I'm Cary Grant?
- Peter Burke: Only in comparison to Ratso Rizzo.
- Matthew Keller: [Neal and Peter visit him in prison] Is this business or pleasure?
- Neal Caffrey: It's always a pleasure seeing you behind bars.
- Diana Barrigan: Who is this guy?
- Peter Burke: He's an old rival of Neal's. They were bacarrat partners in Morroco.
- Neal Caffrey: Backgammon in Monaco. Close. And we were never partners!
- Mozzie: I'm sorry. The longest relationship I've had is 11 days. And then she deflated. I'm kidding. Go on.