- Colleen: I had a past before you planted your flag in me, alright. You're *not* Buzz Aldrin.
- Judd Rouscher: Buzz Aldrin was the *second* guy on the moon.
- Colleen: Well, you're not him, either.
- [first lines]
- Xbox Game Announcer: ...pitcher does his homework. And, if you crack the book on Evans, you should know to keep the ball out of his strike zone, because he's a one-man wrecking crew...
- Sam's Dad: Hey buddy, I know you're on your lunch, but you got a sec?