- Jake Harper: [watching television with Megan] So, I'm confused. Is Edward the gay vampire, or the gay werewolf?
- Megan: The vampire. And he's not gay, he's androgynous.
- Jake Harper: So, he can write with both hands. Big deal.
- Megan: No, I mean... never mind.
- Jake Harper: I'll tell you what's a great movie: Jackass 2. I know what you're thinkin'...
- [turns off the TV]
- Jake Harper: Sequels suck. But not that one. There's this one part where this guy puts on a diver's helmet with a hose attached, and this fat guy farts into the tube until he pukes! The guy in the diver's helmet, not the fat guy.
- Megan: Sounds puerile.
- Jake Harper: Oh, yeah. It's totally puerile. Unless puerile isn't good, in which case it's totally un-puerile.
- Jake Harper: [Megan looks at him in disbelief, as he tries again] Anti-puerile?
- Megan: Maybe we shouldn't talk.
- [she kisses him]