The Office (TV Series)

WUPHF.com (2010)

Zach Woods: Gabe Lewis

Quotes 

• Gabe Lewis : [Last lines]  Gabe Lewis.

  Jo Bennett : [Edited audio by Jim Halpert plays]  Now, listen here, Gabe. You're too fat. No one's gonna like you if you're too fat. I made some changes to my book. See if you like them.

  Gabe Lewis : Well, Jo...

  Jo Bennett : Now, I love reading and I hate being interrupted. Shut up and listen, you gay bastard. Chapter One: I was born, not into luxury, nor poverty.

  [Gabe looks through the book book] 

  Jo Bennett : But into adversity, and for that, I thank the Lord. My father was a man. That's all we can know. After I learned to ride a bike, there was no stopping me. I would ride up Magnolia Street and down Azalea Lane. Which would later become my...

  Jim Halpert : [Jim comes into Gabe's office]  All right, good night, Gabe. Just wanted to say thanks again. 'Cause I really think I made good use of my day, oh! Sorry.

  Jo Bennett : I've always been a fighter. And Fate has obliged me with plenty of battles, the first being a hard...

• Jim Halpert : Oh, nice, wasting time, here we go.

  Meredith Palmer : Hey, back off. It's Solitaire.

  Creed Bratton : Hey, kid. Hear you're looking for work.

  Jim Halpert : Talk to me.

  Creed Bratton : How far can you reach those lovely, long arms of yours?

  [Jim stretches his arms] 

  Creed Bratton : Eh, put 'em down. How long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours?

  [Jim holds his breath] 

  Creed Bratton : Good.

  Gabe Lewis : Hey, Jim? Are you distracting these people?

  Creed Bratton : We're working.

  Gabe Lewis : Can you at least try to look busy?