The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes (TV Series)

Some Assembly Required (2010)

Eric Loomis: Tony Stark, Iron Man

Quotes 

• The Wasp : Mandrill, right? Baboon guy, pheromone powers? I'm gonna have to ask you to put down the money and surrender or else you will be beat up.

  Mandrill : [laughs]  Wasp, you think I'm scared of you? I'll tear those wings off, and then I'll...

  [Iron Man walks up to Mandrill] 

  Mandrill : It doesn't matter. I can take both of you--

  [Thor flies in behind Mandrill] 

  Mandrill : I... Uh... Huh.

  [Giant-Man walks in and Mandrill backs up into Hulk] 

  Mandrill : I surrender! I surrender!

  The Wasp : Well, that was easy.

  Thor : Verily. He brings shame to all monkeys with his cowardice. What say you, Iron Man?

  Iron Man : I say one down, 73 to go.

• Hank Pym : All the money you've thrown into this is very impressive, Tony. Were you bored? Are we your new pet project? Why are we here?

  Iron Man : Oh, that's a good question. Kind of angry, but that's okay.

• Thor : Friend Pym, I did not see you there. I expected you to be giant.

  Hank Pym : Really? Why?

  Thor : Thy giant self seems more useful.

  Hank Pym : Well, actually...

  The Hulk : Where's Stark?

  Iron Man : Sorry. Sorry, everyone.

  [Flies in] 

  Iron Man : I got caught up in a meeting. Uh, actually, I missed that meeting, too. Anyway, thanks for coming and welcome to... Avengers mansion. This was my--

  [Hulk breaks the gates and walks in] 

  Iron Man : You know, that was really rude.

• Iron Man : There's some kind of weird energy around the Hulk. Thor, it's similar to what your hammer gives off.

  Thor : 'Tis dark magic. The Hulk has been enchanted.

• Iron Man : [as the Hulk leaps away]  Okay, so not the most promising day two.

• Nick Fury : Officially, S.H.I.E.L.D. tolerates superheroes, but just barely. A team of super-powered vigilantes, rounding up criminals makes a lot of people uneasy. I believe in what you're doing, Tony. I believe the Avengers are important. And behind the scenes, I'll do whatever I can to help you.

  Tony Stark : Wow, I almost believe you. You'll help us when you're not trying to manipulate us.

  Nick Fury : [laughs]  You take the good with the bad.

• Tony Stark : [Tony sees Nick Fury in his office waiting for him]  I don't remember him on the schedule.

  Pepper Potts : He's Nick Fury. He wanted a meeting. What was I supposed to do?

  [Walks away]