- Private: Looks like someone got a new circuit board.
- Kowalski: Yes, state of the art processor, hollah!
- Private: So where did you get it?
- Kowalski: Uh, I...
- [mumbles]
- Private: Come again?
- Kowalski: I got it from...
- [Mumbles]
- Private: You got it from where?
- Kowalski: I took it from Mort's video game, all right? I stole from poor, innocent Mort to fuel my own scientific ambitions! But it was totally worth it. See?
- [Turns on psychotron]
- Private: [thoughts transmitted from psychotron] Oh, Kowalski. How could you?
- Skipper: [Thoughts transmitted from phsychotron] This side of you makes me want to throw up in my beak!
- Rico: [Thoughts transmitted from psychotron] Fiiiiish!
- Kowalski: [Thoughts transmitted from psychotron] They're right. I'm a monster. A selfish monster!
- Kowalski: Oh, what have I done?
- [Throws psychotron across room; King Julien enters and poses next to psychotron]
- King Julien: [thoughts transmitted from psychotron] I would look good in pantaloons.
- King Julien: Yes, I agree with the voice that sounds like me. Pantaloons would accent my regality, but that is not why I'm here.
- Maurice: Mort sure likes that game.
- King Julien: Yes. It keeps Mort from annoying me by touching the royal feet, so I like it too.
- [pause]
- King Julien: I don't like it!
- Maurice: But I thought you didn't like Mort touching your feet.
- King Julien: Yes, but I love rejecting Mort. It makes me feel all kingly. But how am I to feel kingly now?
- Maurice: Uh, the crown? The throne? The big fits of the crazies?
- King Julien: Yes, those help, but the rejecting Mort... ah, that's the sweet stuff, man.
- King Julien: Maurice, my yoyoyo is defective!
- Maurice: Yo-yo. Two yos.
- King Julien: Well mine has three yos, maybe more, but it is not working, so no-yos.
- Maurice: [Takes yo-yo and does tricks with it] Seems fine to me. You just need practice.
- King Julien: Practice is for those who are not perfect.
- Kowalski: It's starting. The traditional first steps of the potty dance.
- King Julien: I never learned that dance, because, you know, I just go wherever I am.
- [Kowalski steps aside]
- King Julien: What? I'm the king. It's cool
- King Julien: You must be wondering about that.
- Kowalski: I pass no judgement on you lemurs and your sick, depraved habits.
- King Julien: Maurice, who is disturbing the royal sleep? Who? Who?
- Mort: Is it the penguin in the car? Because I think it's the penguin in the car.
- King Julien: Whoever it is, I want it stopped. Maurice, do something.
- Maurice: What am I supposed to do?
- [Rico smashes the car]
- Maurice: Other than that, which I totally did.