The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Driven to the Brink/Friend-in-a-Box (2010)

Tom McGrath: Skipper

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Quotes 

• Private : Looks like someone got a new circuit board.

  Kowalski : Yes, state of the art processor, hollah!

  Private : So where did you get it?

  Kowalski : Uh, I...

  [mumbles] 

  Private : Come again?

  Kowalski : I got it from...

  [Mumbles] 

  Private : You got it from where?

  Kowalski : I took it from Mort's video game, all right? I stole from poor, innocent Mort to fuel my own scientific ambitions! But it was totally worth it. See?

  [Turns on psychotron] 

  Private : [thoughts transmitted from psychotron]  Oh, Kowalski. How could you?

  Skipper : [Thoughts transmitted from phsychotron]  This side of you makes me want to throw up in my beak!

  Rico : [Thoughts transmitted from psychotron]  Fiiiiish!

  Kowalski : [Thoughts transmitted from psychotron]  They're right. I'm a monster. A selfish monster!

  Kowalski : Oh, what have I done?

  [Throws psychotron across room; King Julien enters and poses next to psychotron] 

  King Julien : [thoughts transmitted from psychotron]  I would look good in pantaloons.

  King Julien : Yes, I agree with the voice that sounds like me. Pantaloons would accent my regality, but that is not why I'm here.

• Skipper : What are you doing, Private?

  Private : Following the rules of the road.

  Skipper : That's no way to treat fuel-injected nitro-charged motorized mayhem. Out of the car!

• Kowalski : Anthropomorphizing the inanimate with a supernatural twist? Preposterous.

  Skipper : Maybe so, but Private might be on to something. Our auto's gone loco.

  Kowalski : That's impossible.

  Skipper : More than that, it's unauthorized, and that won't fly in this unit.

• [Skipper and Private are using View Masters to look out] 

  Skipper : What do you see, Private?

  Private : The majestic Grand Canyon.

  Skipper : I've got my eye on some kid and his beagle in a pumpkin patch. What a blockhead.

• Private : If I didn't know any better, I'd say that car has it in for Rico.

  Kowalski : Oh, Private. There you go, anthropomorphizing the inanimate, again.

  Skipper : That's a lot of egghead jibber-jabber, but that doesn't explain why our car is after Rico.

• Kowalski : In your haste you must have added some parts from my projects. There's your ghost, Rico. My targeting system was targeting you.

  Skipper : So, no ghost?

  Kowalski : No ghost. Let's hear it for jibber-jabber!