Wingin' It (TV Series)
All Lizards Go to Heaven: Part 1 (2011)
Dylan Everett: Carl Montclaire
Quotes
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Carl Montclaire : Imagine I have a friend who is in trouble.
Becky Montclaire : Okay, so I'll imagine you have a friend.
Carl Montclaire : Okay... so let's say that something I did got him, or her, in trouble.
Becky Montclaire : Sounds like you.
Carl Montclaire : But I can't do anything about it, because they're far, far away from here.
Becky Montclaire : Where?
Carl Montclaire : Uh... Iceland.
Becky Montclaire : Well, it's nearly midnight in Iceland, so this can wait until tomorrow.
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[after Porter gets arrested]
Dr. Cassabi : This is the worst thing that could have happened.
Carl Montclaire : Second worst. I had to kiss a lizard.