Wingin' It (TV Series)

Taking Care of Quiz-ness (2011)

Denis Akiyama: Mr. Nakamura

Quotes 

• Mr. Nakamura : I wanna thank you all for signing up. I appreciate the enthusiasm. Maybe this year, we can end the Bennett High losing streak.

  Carl Montclaire : Bennett High hasn't won since 1967.

  [Jane looks at him weirdly] 

  Carl Montclaire : I looked it up online. But hey, maybe it'll be a question.

• Mr. Nakamura : The first order of business is to nominate a captain.

  [Jane raises her hand] 

  Mr. Nakamura : Jane?

  Jane Casey : I'd love to, but principal Malone won't let me captain more than 25 clubs.

  Mr. Nakamura : Serge?

  Serge Del Vechio : Serge is not captain of losing teams.

  Mr. Nakamura : Brittany?

  Brittany Hanson : I totally would! But... I don't want to.

  Mr. Nakamura : Alex?

  Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez : I can't be captain! I've never been on a boat. Plus, I get sea sick.

  Dr. Cassabi : [watching a screen with Porter]  Looks like they're having a little trouble finding a team captain.

  Porter Jackson : Once again, Carl's gonna need a little push.

  [Porter makes a move with his head, and Carl's hand magically and very reluctantly raises in the classroom] 

  Carl Montclaire : I'd like to nominate myself...

  [muttering to himself] 

  Carl Montclaire : Porter...