- Malcom Frink: Kilokahn, I call you!
- Kilokahn: Kilokahn is here!
- Malcom Frink: I... I have a... a mega-virus monster for you.
- Kilokahn: What does she do?
- Malcom Frink: Invades digital air conditioners to create a neuro-gas.
- Sam Collins: [opening narration] It's tough when your friends give you the cold shoulder, but it's worse when your enemies give you the cold tail.
- [last lines]
- Malcom Frink: Servo won again, you lame-o.
- Kilokahn: Yes, but I learned something valuable, Malcolm meat thing.
- Malcom Frink: Oh, and what's that?
- Kilokahn: Friends give each other gifts. So I want you to have this.
- [Kilokahn hits Malcolm with a laser blast]
- Malcom Frink: Thanks, friend.