How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Baby Talk (2010)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : Hey. Um, when we were dating, did - did I make you feel needed?

  Barney Stinson : No, I didn't feel like you needed me at all.

  Robin Scherbatsky : [sighs]  That's what I thought. Uh, I'm sorry.

  [turns to leave] 

  Barney Stinson : Wait, where are you g- that's a compliment! You're the least needy woman I've ever met. That's awesome! No guy's gonna say "Who's your daddy?" to Robin Scherbatsky; you're your own daddy. And mommy. And weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun blaming stuff on the government. And that is what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I've ever banged.

• Barney Stinson : Want to come to my house and play telephone? I've got the string you've got the cans.

• Marshall Eriksen : Hey, Barney, that prime rib was surprisingly good, but it's ten thirty in the morning I don't really need to see a lady get naked and dance.

  Barney Stinson : Oh Esther gets naked, but she doesn't dance... That WAS my card!