- [Peg gives Pete a plate of wiener doodle cheese melts as he watches football]
- Peg Pete: Here you go, baby fat.
- [Pete scarves down the entire plate]
- Pete: [passes the plate back to Peg] Here.
- Peg Pete: Excuse me? I can't recall hearing any expression of gratitude!
- Peg Pete: [as Pete belches] Sorry, a belch won't do!