House M.D. (TV Series)
Small Sacrifices (2010)
Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
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Quotes
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Dr. Robert Chase : Sorry I took off on you.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Twice?
Dr. Robert Chase : First one was my bad. Second one I had no choice. It was a threesome.
Dr. Chris Taub : They're overrated.
Dr. Robert Chase , Dr. Eric Foreman : He's bluffing.
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Dr. Chris Taub : He hasn't had hallucinations.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about *him* with a capital O-M-G.
Dr. Robert Chase : You want us to do a differential diagnosis on Jesus?
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Dr. Eric Foreman : I'm not here to be your wingman.
Dr. Robert Chase : I'll be your wingman this time.
Dr. Eric Foreman : I didn't come here to get laid.
Dr. Robert Chase : Then don't. Talking to beautiful women isn't nearly as much fun as watching Taub not talking to his wife.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : Have you seen the bride-to-be?
Dr. Robert Chase : Gorgeous woman half his age. He's a lucky guy.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Yeah, for a while.
Martha Masters : My father's 19 years older than my mother and they've been happily married for 32 years.
Dr. Eric Foreman : I'm guessing your dad wasn't on the Forbes 400 and your mom didn't look like a swimsuit model.
[Masters stares hard at him]
Dr. Eric Foreman : Sorry, that didn't come out right.
Martha Masters : My father was the classics chair at Columbia and my mother was his student... His gorgeous student.
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Dr. Chris Taub : Chickens aren't roosting. She's just got a friend. A guy she met in an online support group for cheating spouses.
Dr. Robert Chase : I've heard of that group. It's called "irony."
Dr. Chris Taub : You think she's cheating on her spouse with someone from a cheating spouse support group?
Dr. Robert Chase : Sounds like the perfect place to hit on vulnerable women.