- The Irate Gamer: What are your objectives, Robocop?
- Robocop: Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.
- The Irate Gamer: So if you haven't seen the movie, you'll have no idea what this guy's about.
- Swag: You said it, dude. They should have had you start off the game as Murphy and play out what happens in the movie until the point where he becomes RoboCop. I understand that seeing Murphy get shot all to hell may have been inappropriate for a game that was pantering to kids, but with a little effort, they could have dialed it down enough to make it exceptable for younger gamers.
- The Irate Gamer: Well on the upside, they did use the actual theme music from the movie, despite the fact that the tempo is off and it sounds like crap. Now I understand that there are limitations with the 8-bit software...
- The Irate Gamer: It's just a real can of ass how RoboCop puts his gun away even when you don't want him to.
- The Irate Gamer: Now go destroy Ocean for this game. Yes, yes, go, my minion!
- Robocop: [arrives at the beach] Destroy Ocean. Destroy Ocean. Your move, creep.
- [gets carried off by waves]
- Robocop: Malfunction. Ocean too strong. Malfunction. Creep. Justice. Innocense. Ocean.
- The Irate Gamer: Oh well, it could have been worse. He could have gone after Billy Ocean... hey, that's not a bad idea. Robocop, go kill Billy Ocean.