- Harry Vanderspeigle: I took some LSD on my tongue, and now I'm surrounded by horrible creatures! I just saw an alien take off its head, and there was a human inside! Do I have a human inside of me? How many licks does it take to get to the human?
- Dan Twelvetrees: You gonna tell me what's going on? You haven't talked this whole ride. I don't like it when you're quiet, makes me nervous.
- Asta Twelvetrees: The alien we went to see was dead, but it gave birth to an egg, and now it's in Harry's bag.
- Dan Twelvetrees: I liked it more when you were quiet.
- Asta Twelvetrees: Me too.
- Nurse Ellen: He's trying to fire you. You're not the doctor you used to be, and if you keep working here, you might kill someone.
- Dr. Smallwood: Is this true?
- Mayor Ben Hawthorne: It's not *not* true.
- Dr. Smallwood: You're a sweet boy for not wanting to tell me that.
- [to Nurse Ellen]
- Dr. Smallwood: You're not sweet at all. It even looked like you enjoyed it.
- Nurse Ellen: I didn't *not* enjoy it.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: I may have killed the bad woman. It's okay, I threw her out the window. She's gone. Did you get my ice cream sandwich?
- Mayor Ben Hawthorne: Dr. Smallwood is an institution. She literally delivered me as a baby.
- Deputy Liv Baker: Didn't she literally deliver your parents too?
- Mayor Ben Hawthorne: I don't think that's relevant.
- Sheriff Mike Thompson: Look, you need to fire her ass before a bunch of elves move into my tree-trunk arm here and start making cookies.
- Dr. Smallwood: I had the wrong chart. It happens.
- Mayor Ben Hawthorne: Should it?
- Nurse Ellen: No.
- Mayor Ben Hawthorne: Could you give us some privacy?
- Nurse Ellen: Also no.