Resident Alien (TV Series)

Family Day (2022)

Taylor Blackwell: Liza Vanderspeigle

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Quotes 

• Harry Vanderspeigle : I can be a good father. I've seen a lot of television.

  Liza Vanderspiegle : Ugh! What happened to the wifi? And it smells like dead people up here!

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Then you should take a shower... my darling daughter.

• Liza Vanderspiegle : I was just borrowing that bike to get to the cabin. I'm not a thief. Not really. I mean, I do steal a lot of shit.

• [Harry and Asta are at the sheriff's office, discussing real Harry's daughter, who the sheriff just caught stealing a bicycle] 

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Liza... is her name. I'm very fertile. This is my sweet little girl.

  [looks over at Liza, who is seated in the next room] 

  Liza Vanderspiegle : [flips Harry off] 

• [Liza notices how weird her father, Harry, is behaving] 

  Liza Vanderspiegle : Why are you acting *so* weird? Wait, are you high?

  Asta Twelvetrees : [slowly]  Yes... yes he is. Ugh!

  Harry Vanderspeigle : [defensively]  It's legal in Colorado! Do not bum my stone, man