- Harry von Zell: [worried that George may try to kill himself] What a terrible situation. Look, Gracie, you've got to hide all the knives in the house - anything he can use as a weapon.
- Gracie Allen: Oh, yes.
- Harry von Zell: But first, you better get his razor.
- Gracie Allen: [scoffing] Oh, Harry. If he's gonna kill himself, why would he bother shaving?