- Jessica Hamby: So then, I go over to Jason's house, because I thought maybe he might, like, understand what I was going through, but he just kicked me out also.
- [Sobs]
- Jessica Hamby: This is just the worst day of my life. I wish I was dead. Except I am, and it doesn't even matter.
- [Cries]
- Nan Flanagan: ...There have been times, I'll admit, where it's occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker. But these last few hours here with you have erased those doubts forever.
- Alcide Herveaux: Ain't there anything else we can do?
- Bill Compton: We can pray.
- Alcide Herveaux: Werewolf and a vampire. Who's gonna listen?
- Nan Flanagan: I almost hesitate to ask, but lest there be more surprises, is there anything else I need to know?
- Bill Compton: Only that Northman is missing.
- Nan Flanagan: What? How? Last we spoke, you were about to show him the true death.
- Bill Compton: I changed my mind.
- Nan Flanagan: Decisive leader you've turned out to be.
- Bill Compton: We'll have to cancel tomorrow night. It's possible that Eric has fallen under Antonia's influence, just as Luis did.
- Nan Flanagan: Canceling is not an option.
- Bill Compton: What is so important about this event that you are willing to risk your life and mine?
- Nan Flanagan: There are factions within-...
- Bill Compton: Factions within what? The AVL? The Authority? Unless you tell me, I cannot agree-...
- Nan Flanagan: Right now, crews from CNN, Fox News and bloggers from across the country are already outside the hotel, waiting. What would you have me tell them?
- Bill Compton: Blame the witches. America's had no problem doing it in the past.
- Nan Flanagan: I didn't think it was possible, but you actually make me long for Queen Sophie-Anne.
- Nan Flanagan: Bolster security if you feel it necessary, but tomorrow's Festival of Tolerance is going forward, and the cameras had damn well better find you in a festive and tolerant fucking mood.
- Jason Stackhouse: This box is for you. It's all your stuff. Hoyt said, he said he wanted you to have 'em, so...
- Jessica Hamby: That how he said it?
- Jason Stackhouse: I might be parrot-phrasing a little.
- Arlene Fowler: It's his daddy that came and took him, I know it was!
- Jason Stackhouse: [Looks at Terry] Ain't that his daddy, standing right there?
- Jason Stackhouse: When you guys, uh, role-play, does Lafayette ever turn into a woman named Mavis?
- Jesus Velasquez: I'm going to forget you just said that.
- Casey: [after being locked in Moon Goddess Emporium] I can't take this anymore, I can't, I mean, I mean, I don't even think I'm a real Wiccan! I was just doing this to piss off my parents!
- Bill Compton: Are we the only vampires here?
- Nan Flanagan: Other than this one's sister we're about to trot out, yes, we are.
- Bill Compton: How can you have an event in honor of the living dead without any living dead? It's like having a civil rights protest without any black people.