- Allison Dubois: Hey, I know you. Didn't you use to be my husband? We used to do things together. Like, I don't know, go to community meetings about sex offenders who lived on our block.
- Joe Dubois: You know? When you've gone to one sex offender meeting, you've been to them all.
- Allison Dubois: [They kiss] Ugh, you smell like alcohol.
- Joe Dubois: And you smell like Allison.
- [Allison laughs]
- Allison Dubois: [Joe tried to kiss her again, she puses him back] Have you been drinking?
- Joe Dubois: [laughing slightly drunk] With my boss. We did some eating too, and a lot of talking. I think I'm his new crush.