- Thad Castle: Just a heads up ladies, I'm beaver-free until further notice. So don't try to seduce me with your knockers, it won't work. You're dismissed.
- Thad Castle: When I was on beaver, I used to do very bad things. You guys know. Most of you were there for it.
- Harmon Tedesco: It's only been 24 hours for me, but I already feel my balls getting heavier. And, I'm afraid that's gonna effect my kicking.
- Radon Randell: I'm having serious concerns that if I have to go through this for even one more day, my balls are gon' straight up eat each other.
- Harmon Tedesco: Screw it, I'll go again. I... used to masturbate exclusively with motor oil. Yeah, I was that guy.