- The Reverend Adam Smallbone: Right. Nigel, are you going to help me decide which parents deserve a school place?
- Nigel McCall: I need to write my sermon.
- The Reverend Adam Smallbone: What? It's not for three weeks!
- Nigel McCall: Yes but I like to think about mine. I'm always amazed at your ability to knock them out at the last minute.
- The Reverend Adam Smallbone: No come on, this is more important. Nigel. Wouldn't you like to help me weed out some hypocrites?
- Nigel McCall: Cross off anyone booking a late baptism.
- The Reverend Adam Smallbone: That's a good idea.
- Nigel McCall: We did the Ingram's boy last year. He was seven, it was a nightmare - more like an exorcism.