Psych (TV Series)
Ferry Tale (2010)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
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Quotes
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : [to Craig] Man, I'm really sorry
Carlton Lassiter : I'm not! There is no excuse for letting those men get the jump on you and putting those civilians at risk. At the very least, you should be bleeding to death from a bullet wound taken while trying to stop their escape.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Come on Lassiter, there's no reason to kick a man when he's already down.
Carlton Lassiter : That's exactly when a man should be kicked because that's the only way he learns. The nuns taught me that.
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Craig : Hey, look man, I owe you an apology for the way I treated you back there. I just assumed y'all was just a couple of punk-ass friends from grade school that liked to get theyself in different situations and then riff on things at other people's expense, you know?
Shawn Spencer : Pish, no.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Pish, no.
Shawn Spencer : Couldn't be further from the truth.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That's the wrong truth.
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Henry Spencer : Shawn, the worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands.
Shawn Spencer : Got it. We're gonna have to take matters into our own hands.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Are you sure that's what your dad said?
Shawn Spencer : Gus, don't be the one game at Chuck E. Cheese that isn't broken. By the time the cops arrive, these prisoners will be half-way from here to the Pacific Ocean.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Half-way from here to the Pacific Ocean IS the Pacific Ocean.
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Shawn Spencer : Can you imagine lugging around all that dough? You have any idea how much a million in cash must weigh?
[pauses]
Shawn Spencer : Seriously, do you?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : It's not that much, Shawn. It's like a hundred "a hundred" stacks. It probably weighs as much as a pumpkin.
Shawn Spencer : Agree to disagree.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Then why did you ask?
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Hey, man, what are you doin' here?
Craig : I had to come in to give my statement to Detective Lassiter.
Shawn Spencer : That explains the long face.
[pauses]
Shawn Spencer : I know dealing with Lassie can be very unpleasant, like crawling over broken glass or any kind of surgery.
Craig : No that's not really it. The warden called.
[pause]
Craig : He fired me.
Shawn Spencer : What? Why?
Craig : Two dangerous convicts escaped on my watch.
Shawn Spencer : Come on, I'm sure a snafu like that's happened at the prison before.
Craig : First time.
Shawn Spencer : Ooh. In that case...
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn, this is Dan Carter and his brother Carl.
D.C. : Hola, Shawn. You can call me D.C.
C.C. : And me C.C.
Shawn Spencer : No, ho. Ha, ha. Well, that's cute. In order to reduce carbon emissions you guys ask people not to use your first names.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn! You have to forgive my friend Shawn. He's not very environmentally conscious.
D.C. : It's OK, Gus. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.
Shawn Spencer : Before you go black Al Gore on me, you should know that your seasickness patch fell off.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Ok, first of all, black Al Gore was your Halloween costume, not mine, and secondly, my seasick patch is right here...
Shawn Spencer : Here we go. Let's get you to a bathroom.
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Henry Spencer : This is Henry Spencer.
Shawn Spencer : Dad, listen up and listen carefully. Gus and I are on a ferry for some ridiculous environmental cleanup.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Do not editorialize, Shawn.
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Shawn Spencer : All right. What happened?
Craig : I-I don't know. Shoot! One minute, I'm checking the stalls after they finished. Next thing I know, got a knot on my head, waking up in this-this closet.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Dude, where's your gun?
Craig : Oh, they probably turned it in for some books at the local community center. Where you think it's at, man?
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Craig : Did you see Friday?
Shawn Spencer : Are you kidding me?
[Imitating Chris Tucker]
Shawn Spencer : Mama!
[slapping hand]
Shawn Spencer : Mamaaa! Man, you just got knocked the...
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Wow, really Shawn?