Psych (TV Series)
Feet Don't Kill Me Now (2010)
James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer
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Quotes
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Shawn Spencer : ...in your professional opinion, how do I die?
Coroner Woody Strode : Murder... execution, we never find your head.'
[Gus lifts his hand and the Corner looks at him and says]
Coroner Woody Strode : 'You slip in the tub.
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Shawn Spencer : Tonya, got some bad news. These are cops. This is Deon Richmond.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : No, I'm not.
Shawn Spencer : I'm a psychic. I see things and I feel things.
Tonya : Do you want to feel what you see?
Shawn Spencer : I can't lose with this girl.
Juliet O'Hara : [to Tonya] Have you no shame?
Shawn Spencer : I'm not here to play twist and pull. Not with a cold-blooded killer. You're the one that had an affair with Ben. Don't deny it.
Tonya : Guilty as charged.
Shawn Spencer : Boom shaka! That's got to be a new record.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : [agreeing, taps fists with Shawn] What?
Shawn Spencer : Cuff her, Lassie.
Tonya : What? It's not like he croaked while we were doing it.
Shawn Spencer : You wanted Ben all for yourself.
Tonya : No, I didn't. We hooked up once and he totally freaked out. He loved his girl. Whatever. The beat goes on.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Not Ben's.
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Shawn Spencer : [scolding Jules like he would Gus] Jules, don't be Canada.
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Shawn Spencer : You gotta give it to the Japanese. And not just because they invented the Chinese.
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Shawn Spencer : How come you're allowed to say 'bingo' and I'm not?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Same reason why you're not allowed to say 'true that.'
Shawn Spencer : [awkwardly] True that.
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Shawn Spencer : [to his dad] What's that, Officer Dad?
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Carlton Lassiter : Spencer, what's the deal, am I cuffing Charlotte the Harlot or what?
Shawn Spencer : No.
[Looking at Tonya]
Shawn Spencer : Sorry. You and I are back on dirty.
[Tonya smiles]
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Juliet O'Hara : What are you doing?
Shawn Spencer : What is anyone doing in the grand scheme of things?
Juliet O'Hara : Stop!
Shawn Spencer : Your negativity is, is clogging up my psychic signals. Do you mind keeping her busy while I attempt to unclog them?
Juliet O'Hara : And how am I supposed to do that?
Shawn Spencer : Gus would turn into Smooth Gus and try to pick her up.
Juliet O'Hara : I am not hitting on a girl.
Shawn Spencer : Why, does that scare you? Or does that not scare you? And does that scare you?