Dale DaBone: Batman, Bruce Wayne

Quotes 

• Dick : Bruce, did your hear that?

  Bruce : Yes, and judging by the time of day, it's probably just Alfred groping Aunt Harriet.

  Dick : Holy Viagra!

• Bruce : To the Bat-poles!

• Robin : Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.

  Batman : Roger. Ready to move out.

• Ron Jeremy : Batman and Robin! What are you guys doin'?

  Robin : Holy hedgehog, Batman! Who is this?

  Batman : Robin, this is Ron Jeremy, without a doubt, the hardest working man in show business. Women seem to find him strangely irresistible.

  Ron Jeremy : Hey guys, why don't you take a break. Come have some fun inside. Can't handle all these girls by myself.

  Ron's Girl : I've got two free hands.

  Batman : Very tempting, but no thank you. Our pursuit of justice allows us very few diversions, but by all means, carry on with your business, citizen.

• Robin : You won't get away with this so easy.

  Batman : Easily.

  Robin : Easily.

  Batman : Good grammar is very essential, Robin.

  Robin : Thank you, Batman.

  Batman : You're very welcome.

• Batman : Well, we must give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is quite attractive.

  Robin : Holy threesome, Batman?

  Batman : Indeed.