- Guard: Halt. The museum is closed.
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Boingee boingee.
- Guard: What?
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Boingee boingee.
- Guard: What did you say?
- [she defeats the both of them with springing boxing gloves]
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Boingee boingee!
- [she gets the painting]
- Barbara Gordon: [If Harley isn't the last one picked, Batgirl shows up] Boingee boingee!
- [she beats up Harley]
- Guard: Halt.
- Dr. Pamela Isley: Bless you.
- Guard: What?
- [she spreads pollen, making the two of them cough. She gets the painting]
- Barbara Gordon: [If Ivy isn't the last one picked, Batgirl shows up] Weed be gone.
- [she paralyzes Ivy with spray]
- Barbara Gordon: [If Catwoman isn't the last one picked, Batgirl shows up and cuffs Catwoman] Bad kitty.