A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."
A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."
Bella: Dad, I was wondering, why didn't you ever get married after Mom?
Charlie: Well, actually, I almost did, sweetheart. His name was Frank. He had the hottest 8-pack I'd ever seen in my life. He loved tennis as much as I did, and on the weekends we'd go to Palm Springs, get one of those rooms with two queens for $69.69. We'd go antiquing, take the sky tram, ass-hump...
Bella: Oh, gross, Dad. Why don't you just tell me about the sky tram?
Charlie: Of course. "Sky Tram" is when I get nude and stand on the bed, he lies on the floor and jerks off, and if he shoots a load in the air and I catch it in my mouth, we both yell out, "SKY TRAM!"
[squeals]