- Stingray: [Susan confronts Izzy at the Coffee shop] Give her the old one-two!
- Boyd Hoyland: What, like you tried to give Meat Head today? This isn't a school yard, mate.
- Izzy Hoyland: It's alright, Boyd
- Stingray: [gets up and walks over to Boyd] You're worried about MY behaviour? What about your auntie getting it off with the doc? Talk about a home-wrecker!
- Susan: Scott!
- Izzy Hoyland: That home was a bombsite way before I arrived.
- Susan: Didn't stop you wading in to pick through the wreckage.
- Izzy Hoyland: For your information, Karl and I only got together recently. As far as I'm concerned, he's a single man.
- Susan: In other words, fair game.
- Izzy Hoyland: I've done nothing wrong to you! You've got no right to treat me like I'm some kind of piranha.
- Susan: I think the word you're searching for is *pariah*. But you are right about one thing. I think we should eat somewhere else.
- Stingray: But things are just getting interesting!
- Susan: Get going or I'll give *you* the old one-two!
- Susan: Your behaviour at the coffee shop was way out of line.
- Stingray: Why?
- Susan: Well, you can't say those things, you can't tell Jezebel that I've been bagging her.
- Stingray: But you have!
- Susan: It doesn't matter. The things we say in private aren't necessarily the things we say in public.
- Stingray: Why can't people just be honest?
- Libby: Yeah, ma. Are you saying it's okay to be two-faced?
- Stingray: Yeah, ma.
- Susan: [laughing] No I am not! I'm just saying that sometimes it's not appropriate to tell the truth.
- Stingray: So really what you're saying is, sometimes it's appropriate to lie!
- Susan: Don't you have homework?
- Stingray: That depends if you want an honest answer or not.
- Susan: Go to your room!
- Stingray: Okay!
- Libby: [to Susan] Oh, I think I like him!
- Susan: You can keep him!