- Henchman: [Hardison catches a young woman running from the henchmen] FBI, sir. That young lady is in our custody.
- Alec Hardison: [laughing] Oh, see you made two mistakes bro. First, you flashed that fake-ass FBI badge at me. Second, you spilled his coffee.
- [cut to Eliot covered in coffee and looking pissed, he runs at the henchmen and kicks the crap out of them]
- Sophie Devereaux: [about Ashley] I'm glad she finally got closure.
- Parker: [holding a beer bottle] Who?
- Sophie Devereaux: Ashley.
- [Parker crushes her beer bottle]
- Sophie Devereaux: You need to talk to him.
- Parker: Who?
- Sophie Devereaux: *Hardison.*
- [Parker crushes her beer bottle more]
- Sophie Devereaux: What you're feeling is called jealousy, Parker.
- Parker: [laughs and snorts] I'm not jealous.
- Parker: I have to tell you something.
- Alec Hardison: Okay. Do you wanna talk now?
- Parker: Yeah, okay. So the thing is, I think that maybe I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings for... *pretzels.*
- Alec Hardison: [sees the bowl of pretzels between them] Pretzels? Okay. Well, they're right here... when you want them.
- Nathan Ford: Where's Eliot?
- Alec Hardison: Oh, he had to change his shirt. He got coffee on it... some blood, and some teeth.
- Parker: [about the Ashley/Hardison companionship] It's just that when I see them together, I... don't like it.
- Sophie Devereaux: You need to tell him how you feel.
- Alec Hardison: [about Nate] Prison's changed him.
- Eliot Spencer: Better or worse?
- Alec Hardison: I'm not sure.