How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Doppelgangers (2010)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Ted Mosby : Look we've all been searching for the five doppelgangers, right? But eventually, over time, we all become our own doppelgangers, you know, these completely different people who just happen to look like us.

• Marshall Eriksen : Ted, I love you buddy, but there is no way you can pull off blonde.

  Lily Aldrin : Seriously, Ted, don't do it

  Ted Mosby : I'm going blonde!

  Marshall Eriksen : That is NOT the outcome we were hoping for.

• Barney Stinson : [Marshall and Lily imagine what if they told the gang about their plans for a baby] 

  [Barney opens their door] 

  Barney Stinson : You guys bangin'?

  Lily Aldrin , Marshall Eriksen : Whaaaaaa!

  Barney Stinson : Just for the record, having a baby? Huge mistake. Now show me what you've got.

  Ted Mosby : [Enters with balloons]  Uncle Teddy's here.

  [Marshall and Lily scream] 

  Ted Mosby : Quick question. How are you guys going to handle the whole Santa thing? I'm thinking just be honest. Aw, Hell. I'll dress up.

  Robin Scherbatsky : [TV turns on, showing Robin. Marshall and Lily scream again]  This just in... is what Marshall Eriksen is about to say to his wife as he attempts to impregnate her. Chopper 12 is live on the scene with Baby Watch 2010.

  [Gang sees live footage of helicopter just outside the room's window] 

• Barney Stinson : No! Time out! This is a group decision! You can't just move to Chicago unless we all say it's okay!

  Ted Mosby : Barney, I think this has to be Robin's...

  Barney Stinson : Stay out of this Brigitte Nielsen or Dolph Lundgren from Rocky IV!

• Ted Mosby : Let's just say there were some senior citizens who attempted to "drown" on my watch... and sadly one who did.