- Divya Katdare: You know, admitting that it hurts doesn't make you less of a man.
- Evan R. Lawson: [pause] It hurts.
- Divya Katdare: You're such a girl!
- Evan R. Lawson: My body wasn't designed to function at this ungodly hour. I'm sorry.
- Jill Casey: Then why is your body here?
- Evan R. Lawson: Because your wonderful clinic has triggered a paradigm shift for HankMed. I'm here to safeguard the paradigm as it shifts.
- Evan R. Lawson: If you're here in the fall, maybe we can go hunting or something.
- General William Collins: Really? I wouldn't have pegged you for the type.
- Evan R. Lawson: No, I try to kill something every day, actually, even if it's just stepping on a bug or s... I just love killing things.
- Hank Lawson: Look, if they have to go to the court of public opinion, it's because they'd probably lose in a court of law.
- Divya Katdare: Nice sound bite, professor.
- Hank Lawson: Why so G.I. Joe?
- Evan R. Lawson: I am going hunting on Wednesday with Paige.
- Hank Lawson: Hunting? You should really stick with gathering. Have you ever even held a gun?
- Evan R. Lawson: No, I'm not gonna shoot. We have it worked out. I'm gonna be with Paige. She'll do all the shooting. I'll just take the credit.
- Divya Katdare: Sounds like the working dynamic of HankMed.
- Paige Collins: You know what? You are the best fake boyfriend I have ever had.
- Evan R. Lawson: I'm gonna take that as a strange compliment. How many have you had?
- Paige Collins: Oh, a lady never tells.
- Hank Lawson: How's the butt?
- Evan R. Lawson: As long as I don't sit on it, um, or lie down or walk... at all, or clench it, or move it, um, it's great. Thank you for asking. Yeah.
- Evan R. Lawson: You know, I always say, uh, the early bird gets the worm - and after he gets the worm, we can shoot him.
- Hank Lawson: [receiving a call in the middle of the night] Is this who I think it is?
- Dr. Emily Peck: I don't know. Who do you think it is?
- Hank Lawson: Marilyn Monroe.
- Dr. Emily Peck: [laughs] She's dead.
- Hank Lawson: So you can imagine my surprise.