Royal Pains (TV Series)

Astraphobia (2011)

Paulo Costanzo: Evan R. Lawson

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Quotes 

• [seeing that Evan's afraid to be alone during the storm, Divya stays at the cottage, continuing her research while Evan tries to engage her in the board game Risk] 

  Evan R. Lawson : All right, come on, Divs. I'm attacking Yakutsk.

  Divya Katdare : Evan, I'm here because there is a storm raging outside, not because I want to relive being a teenager... with no life.

  [thunder cracks and Evan squeals] 

  Divya Katdare : Though that is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.

  Evan R. Lawson : Seen it. Team Edward.

• [Evan hammers his finger in boarding up for an approaching storm; Hank hands him a relief packet, calm and easy] 

  Evan R. Lawson : [suspicious]  Did you have wound care on standby for me?

  Hank Lawson : If you'd reached for the power drill, I was gonna start scrubbing in.

  Evan R. Lawson : Good. Joke all you want, but when everyone else is freaking out 'cause they don't have coast guard-approved weather gear, we'll see who's laughing then.

  Hank Lawson : Dude, I have to say, I don't remember your astraphobia ever being quite this irrational.

  Evan R. Lawson : It's not irrational.

  Hank Lawson : You're tying down a wicker frame.

  Evan R. Lawson : It's not wicker.

• Evan R. Lawson : Um, HankMed memorandum: Uh, in the unlikely but actually very likely event that the national power grid goes down, all patient accounts shall now be settled in cash, okay?

  Hank Lawson : Regarding your memorandum of two seconds ago concerning patient accounts - no.

• Evan R. Lawson : It doesn't take a psychologist to figure out where you're going with this.

  [pause] 

  Evan R. Lawson : Where are you going with this?

• Evan R. Lawson : So I'm not gonna harp on the fact that my thorough storm preparations were mocked, much like Benjamin Franklin was mocked when he flew his kite too close to the liberty bell.