America Ferrera: Astrid

How to Train Your Dragon 2

Astrid

Hiccup: [to Eret, who's riding on Stormfly with Astrid] Welcome aboard, dragon rider.
Eret: Thanks! I think!
Astrid: [to Hiccup] Where have YOU been?
Hiccup: Oh, you know. Catching up with Mom.
[Hiccup looks up. Astrid follows his gaze and sees Valka on Cloudjumper, summoning her Bewilderbeast]
Astrid: [aghast] THAT'S your MOTHER?
Hiccup: [smiles] Well, now you know where I get my dramatic flair.
[He flies off with Toothless]

Eret: [approaches Hiccup after he saves Berk] That was some pretty fine dragon-wrangling back there. You'd make a good trapper.
[Skullcrusher nudges him playfully]
Eret: Whoa!
[He chuckles]
Hiccup: You know, Skullcrusher's gonna need somebody to look after him now.
Eret: [surprised] Me?
[Hiccup nods]
Eret: I'd be honored.
Valka: [comes over to Hiccup] Your father would be every bit as proud as I am.
Hiccup: Thank you. I'm really glad you're here, Mom.
Valka: And here I'll stay.
Astrid: [walks up to Hiccup] See? I told you it was in here.
[She points to his heart and then presses the button which releases the fin in his back]
Hiccup: [laughs] You're still doing that one. That's hilarious. Come here, you.
[He kisses Astrid]

Astrid: [hits Snotlout on the helmet] What are you doing, Snotlout? They're gonna win now!
Snotlout: She's my princess! Whatever she wants, she gets!
Astrid: [confused] Ruffnut? Didn't she try to bury you alive?
Snotlout: Only for a few hours!

Astrid: I don't like it. They should have been back with Hiccup by now.
Ruffnut: I don't like it either. Eret, Son of Eret, was the man of my dreams. My everything!
Snotlout: [touches his beard] But, baby, I grew facial hair for you.
Fishlegs: [also touches his beard] Me, too.

Eret: [to Drago, after the dragon riders have been captured] They wouldn't know where you're hiding. I promise you that.
Astrid: Oh, yes, they will! They know we're missing and they have tracking dragons. If you so much as touch us, Hiccup is gonna kick...
Drago: Hiccup?
Eret: He's no problem. Really. Trust me.
Astrid: He's only the son of Stoick the Vast, his heir to the throne of Berk, and the greatest dragon master this world has ever seen!
Drago: Dragon master? I alone control the dragons!
Tuffnut: Nope, mm-mm.
Fishlegs: SORRY!
[the dragon riders laugh]
Astrid: And unless you let us go, right now, he will blast through here on his Night Fury and blow your entire fleet of ships to splinters.
Ruffnut: Then they'll be crying like babies!

[Hiccup tells Astrid about Stoick's morning speech to him]
Hiccup: [imitates Stoick] "You're all grown up. And since no chief could ask for a better successor, I've decided - "
Astrid: [interrupts] To make you Chief! Oh, my gods! Hiccup, that's AMAZING!
[she playfully punches Hiccup in the chest, accidentally hitting the button that releases the back fin of his flight suit]
Hiccup: OH! You're going to wear out the spring coil. The calibration is very sensitive.
[winds the fin back into his flight suit]
Hiccup: Yeah, so... This is what I'm dealing with.
Astrid: What did you tell him?
Hiccup: I d-I didn't. By the time he turned around I was gone.
Astrid: Huh, well... it's a lot of responsibility. The map will have to wait, for sure, and, and I'll need to fly Toothless since you'll be too busy, but...
Hiccup: It-It's not me, Astrid. All those speeches and planning and running the village, that's *his* thing.
Astrid: I think you're missing the point. I mean, Chief. What an honor. I'd be pretty excited.
Hiccup: I... I'm not like you. You... know exactly who you are. You always have, but... I'm still looking. I know that I'm not my father, and I never met my mother, so... what does that make me?
[Hiccup sits down and gazes off into space. Astrid sits down beside him and starts braiding his hair]
Astrid: What you're searching for isn't out there, Hiccup.
[puts her hand on Hiccup's chest]
Astrid: It's in here. Maybe you just don't see it yet.

Astrid: What if Drago shot them down? What if they need our help? We have to find them.
Fishlegs: W-wait, what? No, But Stoick said...
Astrid: [cuts him off] It doesn't matter what he said, if they've all been captured. Come on!

Eret: We've nowhere to go! Nothing to sell! And no heads to call our own, if we don't turn up with dragons and fast...
[gets snatched up by Stormfly]
Astrid: Careful what you wish for!
[Astrid smirked as she and the others dodged the nets]
Eret: What is this?
Astrid: A kidnapping.
Ruffnut: [grabs Eret by the leg] Yay! Can he ride with me? Can he? Can he?
Tuffnut: Ugh!
Astrid: You're gonna show us the way to Drago.
Eret: And help dragon riders sneak into Drago's camp? Just kill me now.
Astrid: That can be arranged. Stormfly, drop it.
[Stormfly drops Eret from her clutches. Eret starts to fall towards the sea]
Astrid: Good girl! Stormfly, fetch!
Eret: All right! Okay! I'll take you to Drago!
[Stormfly snatches Eret before he hits the ground]
Astrid: Works every time.

Eret: We've nowhere to go! Nothing to sell! And no heads to call our own, if we don't turn up with dragons and fast...
[gets snatched up by Stormfly]
Astrid: Careful what you wish for!
[Astrid smirked as she and the others dodged the nets]
Eret: What is this?
Astrid: A kidnapping.
Ruffnut: Yay! Can he ride with me? Can he? Can he?
Tuffnut: Ugh!
Astrid: You're gonna show us the way to Drago.
Eret: And help dragon riders sneak into Drago's camp? Just kill me now.
Astrid: That can be arranged. Stormfly, drop it.
[Stormfly drops Eret from her clutches. Eret starts to fall towards the sea]
Astrid: Good girl! Stormfly, fetch!
Eret: All right! Okay! I'll take you to Drago!
[Stormfly snatches Eret before he hits the ground]
Astrid: Works every time.