The Parking Place (2010)

Kevin Webb: Detective Inspector Chisom

Quotes 

• Detective Inspector Chisom : [Pulls out fake police badge]  Detective Inspector Chisom.

  [Ducks head toward Sergent Isplop] 

  Detective Inspector Chisom : Detective Sergent Islop.

  Security Guard : [Looks at Detective Inspector Chisom oddly]  That's a kid's badge innit?

  Detective Inspector Chisom : [Looks at badge and quickly puts it away]  Ah yes, I've lost my real one.

  [Sergent Islop frowns at Detective Inspector Chisom] 

  Detective Inspector Chisom : Are you the Gentleman who reported the dead body?

  Security Guard : Yeah that's right.

  Detective Inspector Chisom : Would you like to show me where it is, please?

  Security Guard : I found this man down here.

  Detective Inspector Chisom : [All walk into shot looking down]  Well he certainly looks dead. Did you call an Ambulance?

  Security Guard : [Sarcastic]  No, he's dead.