The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Bob Next Door (2010)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby, Ted Flanders

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Marge, the bathroom scale is lying again!

• Homer Simpson : Aw, nothing is ever boobs or ice cream!

• Bart Simpson : I know he doesn't look like him, but I'll never forget that voice.

  Marge Simpson : A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob. Like Frasier on Cheers.

  Homer Simpson : Or Frasier on Frasier.

  Marge Simpson : Or Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge in Down Periscope.

• Joyce : [Bob, as Walt, is having lunch at the Gas and Grub cafe]  Another cup of coffee, handsome? It's on the house.

  Sideshow Bob : Well, that's kind of you, Joyce, but caffeine makes me jittery, and I have a task ahead of me which requires a firm hand.

  Joyce : Ooh, I like a man with a firm hand. Hey, looks like you've got a loose thread on your collar.

  Sideshow Bob : No, don't!

  [Joyce accidentally tears off his face and screams in horror at his insides] 

  Sideshow Bob : My face! My beautiful, borrowed face!

  [he straps his face back on with his belt and drives away] 

  Joyce : [running after him, until he is out of sight]  Come back! I don't care if you don't have a face. I just need something warm to cuddle at night!

  Marge Simpson : [the Simpsons and the real Walt drive by]  Excuse me. Have you seen this man?

  [she shows Joyce a picture of the pre-transplant Walt] 

  Joyce : Yeah, I've seen him. He, uh, said he was driving down to Mexico.

  Homer Simpson : Mexico? ándale! ándale! Arriba!

  Walt Warren : I don't believe her. I think she fell in love with my face, and she's trying to throw us off the scent.

  Marge Simpson : Walt, it's a nice face, but I don't think it would drive a professional waitress to lie.

  Walt Warren : Well, fine. You go to Mexico. I'm going to Five Corners.

  [the Simpsons drive away] 

  Joyce : [attracted to the Bob-faced Walt]  Hey, handsome. Is that a loose thread on your collar?

  [she tears him off too, and he clings onto his face and bikes away, leaving Joyce disappointed to have her flirting be in vain] 

  Joyce : All the good men are either gay or have no face.