Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Surf Ninjas (2008)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Optimus Prime

Quotes 

• Optimus Prime : Remember, I died for your sins.

• Nostalgia Critic : So Nielsen gets knocked over and gets half of his face squashed by an elephant. It may seem like he's standing in that spot on purpose, or even getting under the elephant for no apparent reason, but my thought is that it's much like Bhutan and the shattering of his spear. He knows his destiny, and instead of running away from it, he embraces his doom, in a collaboration of zoom shots and what seems like lazy editing. Genius! So thus, Nielsen has to wear a plastic mask on half of his face, no doubt symbolizing the duality of his character. In any other film, this would look positively retarded. But because it's in this film, it works.