Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Old vs. New: Batman vs. the Dark Knight (2009)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : And, uh, my only hope is that Christian Bale doesn't take what I said about him too seriously and...

  [phone rings] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Hello?

  Christian Bale : What the FUCK are you doing?

  Nostalgia Critic : I'm sorry, man, I just thought...

  Christian Bale : No, no, don't just be sorry. THINK for one fucking second.

  Nostalgia Critic : Well that's not very nice.

  Christian Bale : What the fuck is it with you? Are you professional or not?

  Nostalgia Critic : Well, I don't like to brag, but...

  Christian Bale : Fuck sakes, man, you're amateur!

  Nostalgia Critic : Look, I...

  Christian Bale : No, shut the fuck up!

  [Critic tries to speak] 

  Christian Bale : No, NO! I oughta fucking kick your fucking ass!

  Nostalgia Critic : Why are you so angry? I just don't get it.

  Christian Bale : What don't you get about it?

• Christian Bale : Gimme a fucking answer!

  Nostalgia Critic : I just don't get why you make Batman sound like he has lung cancer.

  Christian Bale : Oh good for you! You're a nice guy.

  Nostalgia Critic : Why thank you.

  Christian Bale : Shut the fuck up!

  Nostalgia Critic : You shut up! Go make Reign of Fire 2.

  Christian Bale : No.

  Nostalgia Critic : Yes.

  Christian Bale : No!

  Nostalgia Critic : Yes.

  Christian Bale : Fuck sakes!