- Nostalgia Critic: [after he's kicked into a pile of boxes] Who keeps piles of boxes around? Honestly!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh, don't you talk about my boxes! I like boxes!
- Nostalgia Critic: That's the fuckest thing I ever heard, shit-mop.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Shitload of fuck.
- Nostalgia Critic: Fuck monkey.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I'm giving you both middle fingers... at full force!
- Nostalgia Critic: Cow-humping transvestite!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Fe-fi-fo-fuck you!
- Nostalgia Critic: Ass-blower!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Turdburglar! Robble-robble-robble!
- Nostalgia Critic: [mocking tone] Oh, look at me, I'm the Angry Video Game Nerd!
- [Both of them babble at each other incomprehensibly for a few seconds]
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Shuuuuuuuuut up! Shuuuuuuuuuuuut up! Shuuuuuuuuuut up!
- Nostalgia Critic: You fucky little fuckless fucking motherfucking fucket of fucking world!
- Nostalgia Critic, The Angry Video Game Nerd: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
- Nostalgia Critic: Cocknocker!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: ...Jerk.
- Nostalgia Critic: [gasp] That's it!