The guys plot to steal back the Oui. Bill continues to be distracted by Amy's roommate, Beth. Jay tries to label his relationship with Amy. Lockwood mysteriously disappears, and Ted confronts his college rival, Carl, in a one on one showdown.
After Ted lands a date with a sharp-tongued coworker, he is warned of a dreaded "beard curse" that befalls any man who attempts to go out with her. Meanwhile Lockwood, frustrated with his bikes getting stolen, decides to get into shape.