Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

Larry vs. Michael J. Fox (2011)

Eddie Schweighardt: Greg

Quotes 

• Larry David : [explaining to his girlfriend's seven-year-old son, Greg, who Adolf Hitler was]  He didn't - he didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.

  Greg : [gasps]  I would kick his butt.

  Larry David : Would you!

  Greg : Yes.

  Larry David : Good for you.

  [pointing to the next room] 

  Larry David : What's that - what are you watching in there?

  Greg : "Project Runway." Good show.

  Larry David : And what do you like about it?

  Greg : [very flamboyantly]  The fashion! It's, like, the best show ever!

  Larry David : You like fashion?

  Greg : Yes. I do.

  Larry David : [processing this]  Hmm.

  Greg : [pointing to a swastika Larry doodled]  Ooh! What's that right there?

  Larry David : Oh, that's called a, uh, swastika.

  Greg : [illustrating with arm motions]  I like how the lines just go straight and then up and then down and then straight and then up and then down. It's *beautiful.* My birthday's coming up in a week, so - can you get me one?

  Larry David : A swastika?

  Greg : Yeah.

  Larry David : I - I don't know, Greg, I'll have to think about that.

  Greg : They should start selling them in every gift shop in New York City.

  Larry David : Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that.

  Greg : [cheerfully]  Get a life, Jews!

• Susie Greene : [Greg has just given her a pillow sham with a swastika stitched on it]  What the... What? Where did you learn about this symbol?

  Greg : Larry taught me how to make a swastika.

  [Larry shakes his head in horror] 

  Greg : He wrote it on a piece of paper.

  Larry David : [nervously]  Greg... No, I...

  Greg : He was drawing, like, this evil man who hated Jews. What was his name again, Larry?

  Larry David : [panicking]  Hitler?

  Greg : [brightly]  Hitler! Yeah, Hitler.

  Susie Greene : Larry taught you how to make this?

  Larry David : No, I was...

  Jennifer : [to Larry]  You taught him how to make a swastika?

  Larry David : No, I was doodling...

  Susie Greene : [enraged]  What the hell are you thinking?

  Larry David : [backs away, desperately trying to defend himself]  I was doodling! I was just doodling!

  Susie Greene : On a PILLOW SHAM? You think this is an appropriate symbol to be petty-pointing on a pillow?

  [inadvertently walks right into the path of an approaching biker] 

  Jeff Greene : SUSIE, LOOK OUT!

  [shoves the screaming Susie out of the way, and the biker accidentally crashes into Jeff. Greg screams]