Community (TV Series)
Epidemiology (2010)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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[Chang approaches Jeff and Britta dressed as a female figure skater]
Señor Chang : Guess who I am.
Britta Perry : Michelle Kwan?
Señor Chang : Wrong.
Jeff Winger : Kristi Yamaguchi?
Señor Chang : Peggy Flemming. And you have just been proven racist by the racist prover.
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[Jeff, Troy, and Abed sneak through the basement]
Jeff Winger : Quiet, nerds! Do you hear something?
[They sneak forward. Suddenly, a cat jumps in front of them]
Jeff Winger : Jeez!
[laughs]
Jeff Winger : It was just a cat. Let's keep going.
[They continue through the basement. The cat jumps in front of them again]
Troy Barnes : Holy crap!
[They continue to sneak through the basement. The cat jumps in front of them again]
Jeff Winger : What is up with that cat?
Troy Barnes : Is someone throwing it?
Abed Nadir : Keep going.
[They continue. The cat jumps in front of them again]
Jeff Winger : You know, let's not keep going. Because there's an insane cat down here!
Troy Barnes : But what about the zombies?
Jeff Winger : Back burner, Troy! This cat must be dealt with!
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[Rich turns into a zombie]
Rich : [slurred speech] I thought that maybe I was special.
Britta Perry : Special? You're not special! I'm special!
[she pulls up her sleeve to reveal a bite mark on her arm]
Britta Perry : I was bit ten minutes ago and I'm...
[her speech slurs as she turns into a zombie]
Jeff Winger : Oh, great - nobody's special!
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Abed Nadir : There. There's a window. If we climb that chain-link fence, we can get up the wall and squeeze through it.
[Jeff looks at the door, then his suit]
Jeff Winger : I vote we take the door.
Abed Nadir : He doesn't want to dirty his suit.
Troy Barnes : For real?
[Jeff opens the door and lets the zombies in]
Jeff Winger : Clothes make the man, Troy. What the hell?
[the zombies wrestle Jeff to the floor. Zombie Rich enters wearing Jeff's jacket]
Jeff Winger : That's my jacket! My jacket! You're stretching it! You're stretching it!
