Community (TV Series)
Accounting for Lawyers (2010)
Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett
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Jeff Winger : Shirley, you can't sue a stripper.
Shirley Bennett : Why not?
Jeff Winger : Because she's a stripper. Life sued her. She lost.
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Shirley Bennett : Jeffrey, did you punch Alan in his rotten face and storm out?
Jeff Winger : Hell, no. That guy is useful to me. Thanks to you, I've got leverage over a spineless jag that just made partner. That is the place I want to work. But I prefer to hang out with cool people. People so cool, they care.
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Abed Nadir : Alan is to Jeff what Rob Lowe is to James Spader in 1990's Bad Influence.
Shirley Bennett : He's a bad influence.
Abed Nadir : You saw it?
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Jeff Winger : You're right. He's a bad friend, but he's a good lawyer. I appreciate you guys caring, but you have to understand that I don't. Caring is lethal around here. It's a disease. You guys have it. I don't. So if you do care about me, don't infect me. Now go win that pop-and-Iock-a-thon. I'll see you Monday.
Shirley Bennett : It's like watching a soul slip through our fingers. But what more can we do?
[Annie soaks a rag in chloroform]
Troy Barnes : [Troy takes chloroform and rag from Annie] Would you stop?