American Dad! (TV Series)
School Lies (2011)
Ron Perlman: Monster Hunter
Quotes
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Stan Smith : Steve, your mom and I are paying a lot of money for you to go to this school.
Steve Smith : More like so you can go! All you care about is taking me there so you can be friends with that senator.
Stan Smith : Friends? Did he use that word?
Steve Smith : God, you're embarrassing! But you're gonna be way more embarrassed if you make me go back there. I'll act like a wolfman.
Stan Smith : No, you won't.
Steve Smith : I'm a wolfman. My dad is Stan Smith. Don't put him on any task forces!
Stan Smith : You wouldn't do that!
Steve Smith : And I'd pant real fast! Wear makeup under the eyes. Is that what you want, Dad? You know I got the pipes!
[makes a howling noise and the monster hunter breaks through the window]
Monster Hunter : Die, demon of the night!
Stan Smith : I was joking!
Steve Smith : He was joking!
Monster Hunter : What? Don't joke about that.
Steve Smith : I won't!
Stan Smith : We won't!
Monster Hunter : I do a serious job. I don't need this.
Stan Smith : We really appreciate everything you do.