Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Undergraduates (2010)

Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen

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• Serena van der Woodsen : I've forgotten how exciting the first day at school can be. New fall wardrobe, fresh slate... The fact that Gossip Girl isn't around to stir up trouble, only makes it that much more perfect.

• Blair Waldorf : Well, the good thing about no Gossip Girl, no Chuck. What about you? You're the one who has to start college with an ex-boyfriend on campus.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, there won't be any issues. Nate and I are still friends, even if he is dating some gorgeous blond named Juliet.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, please! You are Serena van der Woodsen. We've been on campus, what, five minutes, and I'll bet there's already an entire frathouse filled with guys fighting over you. And don't worry, my jealousy issues are as over as...

  [makes flippant gesture:] 

  Blair Waldorf : surf fabrics for evening wear. And besides, we're carrying on our divide-and-conquer strategy from Paris.

  Serena van der Woodsen : But where will our neutral meeting ground be? Hot & Crusty will not possibly do after Café Louis Philippe.

• Serena van der Woodsen : Wow, I thought college was gonna be different than high school.

  Blair Waldorf : Who'd want that?

  Penelope Shafai : [comes all-haughty down the stairs]  Sorry, but this is a private club. No has-beens allowed.

  Serena van der Woodsen : [casual cool tone]  Penelope, good to see you too. Long time.

  Blair Waldorf : Clearly, standards have slipped if you're a member here. To whom should I speak to have you removed once I get our keys?

  Penelope Shafai : [airy gesture]  The wall.

  [painting of some grand dame of yesteryear] 

  Penelope Shafai : My great-aunt. She was a founding member.

  Blair Waldorf : Ah... nepotism. That explains it. Now, if you don't mind, you can direct us to the keymaster. And then...

  [gestures] 

  Blair Waldorf : get me some cashews. I'm famished.