- [Where's Dad?]
- Evan R. Lawson: He left a couple hours ago, okay? I woke up, he left a note.
- Hank Lawson: Look at that. He stole your move.
- Evan R. Lawson: Oh, I... I really hope she's good to you.
- Tesla Woman: I'm sure she will be.
- Evan R. Lawson: I was talkin' to the car.
- Evan R. Lawson: See, the rainmaker's back. The rainmaker's back. I just had to show up. See what happens?
- Hank Lawson: Then stay here and make it pour.
- Evan R. Lawson: I started talking to my dad again about... a year ago. He called me on my thirtieth birthday and... I hadn't talked to him in twenty years, mind you. You know what the first thing he said to me was?
- Divya Katdare: What?
- Evan R. Lawson: "How's Hank?"
- Divya Katdare: I'm sorry to hear that.
- Evan R. Lawson: Yeah. That's just how he started every conversation since. "How's Hank?"
- [sighs]
- Evan R. Lawson: Hm. I guess I really needed to tell someone that.
- Divya Katdare: It says a lot about your father.
- Evan R. Lawson: Yeah, it says a lot about my brother.
- Divya Katdare: But it says the most about you.
- Evan R. Lawson: Yeah? What does it say, exactly?
- Divya Katdare: That you're caught between your rock and your hard place.
- [sighs]
- Divya Katdare: And rather than just trying to squirm out, you've been trying to make everything fit together comfortably again.
- Hank Lawson: Spencer, on a scale from one to ten, tell me what your pain level is.
- Spencer Fisher: We're gonna need a bigger scale.
- [to save Spencer, Hank tells Evan to get inside the panic room]
- Evan R. Lawson: Look at me. If that door snaps shut on my frail and slender body...
- Hank Lawson: Don't worry. As a precaution, I ordered a second pair of trousers - in your favorite color: salmon.
- Evan R. Lawson: This is revenge for the Dad thing, isn't it?
- Hank Lawson: Not even a little bit - but if you're looking for a way out of the doghouse...
- Evan R. Lawson: I might find it through that door.
- [Evan pulls up in his red sports car]
- Hank Lawson: Evan, why are you here?
- Evan R. Lawson: I'm here to help reboot HankMed's finances in any way humanly possible.
- Hank Lawson: Well, then, why don't you sell that "Hey, check me out" sign you drive around in?
- Hank Lawson: What's with the Johnny Cash fashion tribute.
- Evan R. Lawson: I'm in mourning, Henrietta.