Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
Who's Your Mama? (2010)
Betty White: Elka Ostrovsky
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Quotes
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Melanie Moretti : [very perky] Morning. How'd everyone sleep? Me, rock. And what a beautiful Ohio morning; birds are chirping, people are smiling, someone actually said "Hi-ya" to me! With the 'ya'!
Elka Ostrovsky : Who put a quarter in that one?
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Joy Scroggs : Maybe I should just call him and tell him the truth.
Victoria Chase : Are you out of your mind! What if he isn't your son?
Melanie Moretti : "I might be your mother." Probably a romance killer.
Victoria Chase : Mm-hm. And what's even more horrific is you'd have to admit that you're old enough to be his mother. Now, how old does he think you are?
Joy Scroggs : He said I looked thirty-eight.
Elka Ostrovsky : Your son is mentally challenged?
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[last lines]
Melanie Moretti : Are you really thinking of finding your son?
Joy Scroggs : Maybe. It's all just a... a lot.
Melanie Moretti : I can't imagine.
Joy Scroggs : Yes, you can. You're a mother.
Victoria Chase : Hey. So are you.
Joy Scroggs : Thanks. Ah, it's just so weird to think of him out there, a grown man. He could be married, have kids of his own. I might even have... grandkids.
Elka Ostrovsky : Hey, maybe one of 'em's old enough for you to date.
[the others just look at her]
Elka Ostrovsky : Too soon?
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Elka Ostrovsky : [to Joy] You're too old and creaky to be robbing the cradle.
Joy Scroggs : *I'm* old! Was Ohio even a state when you were born?
Elka Ostrovsky : They were talking about it.
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Joy Scroggs : How do I look?
Elka Ostrovsky : Like you stepped out of a painting... of hookers!